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GARY SULLIVAN . Monthly Newsletter

MAY / JUNE 2016

Why did God make mothers?
A Husband’s Secret To A Happy Marriage
Décor Quiz: Which Decade?



Starting A New Job
Current Listings


WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1. We're related..

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.

What kind of a little girl was your mom?

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy..

3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

 

Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot..

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.

2. Mom.. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.

4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine..

What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

 

Question:
It is generally regarded as the smallest independent country in the world.

 

Email your response to sullysplace@rogers.com by
May 26th and if correct, your name will be entered into a draw where two lucky people will each receive a $50 Gift Card to a local restaurant.


 

A Husband’s Secret To A Happy Marriage

Once a friend asked me: "What is the secret behind your happy marriage?" I said: "In my house, I make decisions on all the bigger issues, while I leave my wife to decide the little things. This keeps everything in its proper perspective."
The friend asked me for examples. I said: "Well, for example, my wife decides how to dress the kids, which car we should buy, how much money to save, where to go on vacation, and which sofa to buy.
I make all the big decisions, like whether America should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, and where the Olympics should be held next time. My wife NEVER objects to my decisions. It seems to work out well.”

 

 

 

 


Question:

What can be seen in the middle of March and April that cannot be seen at the beginning or end of either month?


Answer:

The letter R.

Congratulations to :
Congrats to Roger Lavictoire and Aleksandra Homesin
whose names were drawn from all correct responses. They will each receive a $50 Gift Card to a local restaurant.

 


 

Décor Quiz: Which Decade?

Can you guess which decade each of these décor features most belongs to? (Answers below.)

Shag carpet
Turquoise cabinets
Avocado appliances
Brown wall paneling
Sofa sectionals
Mid-century modern décor
Boomerang-patterned Formica
Hot pink décor
Pastel wallpaper



 


Starting A New Job

Starting a new job is exciting. But it also means you're stepping into a quagmire of personalities. Learning how to work with people in your new environment is possibly more important than being an expert in your job. Here are tips for making the most of your first few weeks in a new job:

1. Listen carefully without participating in any gossip or negative talk. Gradually sort out who the negative-nellies are and who the positive people are. Begin to associate with the positive people more often.

2. Get more done faster. Become known as someone who gets things done. In most organizations, a boss appreciates fast work more than "great" work.

3. Never criticize someone else's work until you understand their relationships in the organization. For all you know, the person whose work you find sub-standard might be friends with the vice president.

4. Learn who the power players are in your department. They may be among the negative people, but it pays to support them by asking for their advice (genuinely), and being open.

5. Learn how to communicate with your boss, using their communication style. Also learn what their level of knowledge is for the work you do. Managers are often brought in from other departments, so don't automatically expect them to know your job. Be prepared to present your case fully when making recommendations or explaining your process.

 


Décor Quiz Answers: Which Decade?

Can you guess which decade each of these décor features most belongs to? (Answers below.)

Shag carpet 1960’s
Turquoise cabinets 1950’s
Avocado appliances 1970’s
Brown wall paneling 1970’s
Sofa sectionals 1990’s
Mid-century modern décor 2010’s
Boomerang Formica 1950’s
Hot pink décor 1960’s
Pastel wallpaper 1980’s


 

LISTINGS

Marilyn Monroe Building, Square One...$250,000
One BR, condo, open concept. Kitchen has granite ctr and breakfast bar. Wall to wall window with wrap around balcony and outstanding view. Building offers indoor/outdoor pool and gym. Shopping, Transit and highways steps away.


 




 



 




 

 

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